I apologize in advance to all those men who do not fit the profile above. In case anyone doesn't know what a "man cold" is, it is the cold that men get but women never do. Men suffer so much more. (Oh puhleeze).
The image, altered is from Deadfred at Flickr and the face is from a collage sheet by Moonlight Journey. Background paper by Fiddlette at Scrapartist.